how much do islands cost i want one
Less than a college education
what the fuck
Reblog this! People need to know and protect their Tumblr, my friend clicked this and it doesn’t let her on Tumblr anymore!
when you do something embarrassing in front of a lot of people
[AGGRESSIVELY TRIES TO SING LEAD VOCALS AND BACK UP VOCALS AT THE SAME TIME]
when you realise you’ve eaten more than the rest of your friends at a party
I really miss you!!!!
les misérables, character by character: jean valjean (hugh jackman)
when you try to push up your glasses but forget you took them off so you just kinda hit your face
"Rape accusations ruin people’s lives!"
You know what else ruins people’s lives?
B e i n g r a p e d
do action movies know they can have more than one female character
Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions.
This one male must have a shower scene, be saved by the protagonist at least once, and fall in love with a lead female.