If you can’t handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what you just said, we can’t be friends
i havent eaten an apple in days. the doctors are closing in. my barricade wont last much longer. theyre coming. tell my family i love them
TINY BABY THINGS
omg the chameleonLove the baby stingrays @u@
no matter how many followers you have the same 10 people will reblog posts from you
"misogyny is a made up tumblr meme"
shit man how long has tumblr been around
no wonder all the good urls are fuckin taken
I’m going to go get some pretzels
got a bowl of pretzels. im back now with my pretzels
dude i’m gonna frickin hold your hand so hard it’s gonna blow your mind with how hecka rad my affection is
"When I was growing up, I didn’t have a normal mom and dad or a regular family like everybody else. And I always knew that something was missing. But now I’m standing here today, knowing that I have everything I’m ever gonna need. You are my family."