I STEPPED ON A FUCKING LEAF AND AT THE SAME TIME SOME KID SCREAMED I THOUGHT IT WAS THE FUCKIN LEAF OMG
why do we always have to reblog my mistakes
Buster Keaton (October 4, 1895 – February 1, 1966), “The Great Stone Face”
A man famous for directing and acting in silent films, his deadpan expression, physical comedy, and, featured above, his stunt performance. This man did all his own stunts, and they are amazing.
when there’s a fire, don’t forget to stop, drop and pop it, lock it, polka dot it, country-fy it and hip-hop it
I keep laughing.
HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE
"EAT THE FUCKING BISCUIT MEATBAG!!!"
why is it
"no boy will want you if you keep on with that feminist rubbish"
"no girl will want you if you keep on being a misogynistic piece of shit"
i love fall colors and fall drinks and fall activities and fall weather and fall clothes but most of all i love fall out boy
And here we can see the Blogger in her natural habitat.
The blogger is a shy, docile creature…
… that prefers the darkness…
… and tends to be wary of the outside world.
The Blogger rarely sleeps, and when it does, it does so in seemingly random places.
We have attempted to understand the dietary habits of the Blogger…
… but to no avail.
I am so glad this is back
when you’re tired but don’t want to sleep:
Happy 39th Birthday, Daniel Jason Sudeikis (b. 18.09.1975)
Being polite and grateful will make people more inclined to help you. And if people are willing to help you, you may accidentally get something you want.
I cannot sleep and I’m frustrated cause I’m so tired. I now feel really sick.
how is this even a real show
*Seductively lays on a table* Hey bab- *Table breaks*