Ask Me About Abbey's Crazy Cinco de Mayo 2014
ruinedchildhood:

when you and bae match

ruinedchildhood:

when you and bae match

britishprostitute:

jerkidiot:

do british prostitutes charge by the pound

Yes.

pizza:

ive had like 4 boxes of cheezels tonight and its probs the dumbest thing ive done in like 2 days fk


5 Seconds of Summer perform at Key 103 Summer Live in Manchester on July 17, 2014.

5 Seconds of Summer perform at Key 103 Summer Live in Manchester on July 17, 2014.

starbottled:

And I’ll rise like the break of dawn~♪*✲゚*。⋆
detail shots here

starbottled:

And I’ll rise like the break of dawn~♪*✲゚*。⋆

detail shots here

dennys:

fresh denny’s

dennys:

fresh denny’s

there’s so much fear
you’re not safe here

sorelatable:

THIS TYPE OF ICE IS THE BEST TYPE OF ICE

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konorai:

kurakos:

learning languages is fun until i gotta do it for a grade

Learning new things in general is fun until I have to do it for a grade

dammit:

how do people make like hundreds of friends I can’t even make a grilled cheese with out burning it

theconcealedweapon:

What they say: “I was just joking.”

What they mean: “I was completely serious, but I hate being called out, so I’d rather pretend that you’re just too sensitive.”